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Funny Jokes, funny chutkule in hindi

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1. Pappu Pareshan hokar doctor ke pas gya.

Pappu: Doctor sahab, Mein Subah 6 baje Su-Su karta hu,

aur fir 7 baje pot’ti karta hu.

Doctor: Ha, to fir dikkat kya hai, Sab to sahi hai.

Pappu : Par doctor sahab, Ankh to meri 8 baje khulti hai n. (Funny Jokes )


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2. Wife: Suno ji, Jab hamari nayi nayi shadi hui thi,

To jab me khana banakar lati thi to

Tum khud kam khate the aur muje apne hatho se jyada khilate the.

Husband: To kya?

Wife: To ab aisa kyo nahi karte?

Lagta hai ab pyar nahi rha mujhse… (funny chutkule in hindi )


3. Wife Office se thoda jaldi ghar pahuchi aur Bedroom ka darwaja khola to dekha ki

Kambal me 2 ki bajaye 4 tange najar aa rhi thi…

Usne na aav dekha na taav…

Jor jor se Cricket ke bet se marne lagi…

Jab mar-mar kar thak gayi to pani pine kitchen me gyi,

To usne dekha ki pati bahar balcony me baithe Magazine padh rha hai…

Pati bola: Tere Bhai-Bhabhi aaye hai,

Mene unko Bedroom me sulaya hai, Jake mil le…

Moral: Aur karo Shak… (Funny Jokes )


4. Mastar - beeta koee pyaar vaalee 
shaayaree sunao.

chhaatr - "mota marata motee pe,
bhookha marata rotee pe,

maastarajee kee hai do betee aur 
mai marata hoon chhotee pe!!!"

maastar jee behosh.  (Funny Jokes )


5. Saavadhaan;
..
whatsapp aur fachaibook ka 
saeed iphekt ho raha hai !
.
kal ek aadamee 
.
akhabaar mein chhape photo ko bhee 
oongaliyo se
zoom kar raha tha ..  (funny chutkule in hindi )


6. Agar koi dost aapaka dukh sunakar uth kar chala jae..
to use gaddaar nahin samajhana chaahie..
.
.
ho sakata hai vo
.
.
.
. dispojal glaas aur botal laane gaya ho.. (Funny Jokes )


7. Bevi: kal jo bhikhari aaya tha, bahut kameena hai!
pati: kyun?
bevi: kaal usako khaana diya tha aur aaj 
mujhe kitaab dekar gaya hai... 
"khaana pakaana seekhe"  (funny chutkule in hindi )


8. Mai hotal mein naashta karane gaya
sabhee kapal seet par baithe the 
baithane ke lie 
jagah hee nahin thee 

jab se phone nikaala
jor se bola 
tere girlfriend yahan doosare ke saath 
baithi hai too jaldi aa

kasam se aadhi 
ladakiyaan gaayab ho gayi.. (really funny joke )


9. Teacher – sanju yamuna nadi kahan bahati hai ?
sanju – jameen par
Teacher – nakshe mein batao kahan bahati hai ?😡😡
sanju – nakshe mein kaise beh sakati hai, naksha gal nahin jaega  😂 😂  (Funny Jokes )


10.Teacher: naalaayak padh le kabhi tune apane koi book khol ke dekhi hai?😒
sanju : haan main roz kholata hoon ek book!
Teacher : kaun see?
sanju : Facebook 😂😜   (funny chutkule in hindi )

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